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Bonemane played Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

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Helping my little cousin beat Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne since he was having trouble. What a terrible choice of a game for a kid. The game takes itself waaaaaaaaay too seriously and they've turned Max into the biggest emo (100x worst than sasuke or naruto). No wonder it had bad reviews. The story is so complicated and explained so boringly emoish that no kid would ever understand it.

It seems that they got freaking Batman to do Payne's voice too.

*grumble* *grumble* *low grisly voice* "and she ran like a wild wind runs through the shutters* *grumble* *grumble*>>>> *me facepalming and saying omg*
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne (PS2)

Genre/Style: Shooter/Third-Person 3D Shooter
Release Date: 03/DEC/03
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Lol, you know its bad when there is facepalming involved XD
100x more emo than Sasuke? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
he'd probably even make the Addam's Family commit suicide.
Angsty anti-heroes are SO over! Or, at least they should be. Back when every comic book hero was bending over backwards to be family-friendly and non-threatening, Angsty heroes were fresh, exciting and new. Now even the most wholesome heroes in comics, movies and games have some sort of cross to bear, and all too often it just comes across as whinging!
wait, it gets worse too. I hear they're coming out with a NEW Max Payne. This time he's like...older...balder....um....more robust--ier.

Probably still the angstiest anti-hero of them all too......
I can experience being an angst ridden "robust" middle-age man anytime I want, I play video games to escape that scenario.

I can't believe they're coming out with a new one after all this time and especially after the last movie was such a dud.
Heh, I saw an add for a max paine prequel on youtube. Not sure if it was a game or a movie. I have to confess I'd never heard of Max Paine before a couple months ago.
@Bonemane yep. this one's set a few years on down the road. He's older, balding, and well.....robust to put it mildly.

I can already picture the story. Max has spent the last couple years locked away in jail, in a prison of his own making, or in some isolated foreign (most likely in or near a jungle) town angsting away because he has nothing to live for anymore only to be confronted by some *insert random threat here* and have to TAKE UP ARMS ONCE AGAIN!!! Yay =/

It's the only way I see this game going and its sad because that story has been done a million times over. I've done no research on max payne 3 so someone please confirm if anything I said is true so I can have a chuckle.
actually....it's set in Brazil.


Aha! I knew it would be in a jungle town!
taa daa.
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